Welcome to the Amuseum!

Around you is a blindingly white box of a room. Straight ahead is a single door. A speaker box is perched in one corner.

"A semi-random collection of rooms and exhibits awaits you!"

Wait, you might not have understood me. For the most part, the door is what you might call a "normal door":

• It is painted white to match the rest of the room, though you can just make out the texture of its wood panels.
• Also, it has a couple of those square, you know, indentations that normal doors are known for.
• It has a brass handle within easy reach.

But one additional detail makes this door stand out from most others: this door is immense. It towers above you, and it's nearly as wide as the wall it's set into. The ceiling of the foyer is required to slope upwards by an extra, what, maybe 20 feet to accomodate the height of the door. The brass hinges are large enough to sandwich a child in, maybe 2 if they're newborn.

What would you like to do?

• Pull the door and enter.
• Push the door.
• Leave.